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Caddyshack Quotes Do you do drugsCaddyshack Quotes EverydayTy Webb: You take drugs, Danny?

Danny Noonan: Everyday.

Ty Webb: Good.  So what’s the problem?

Caddy Shack Quotes Be the ballTy Webb: Be the ball, Danny.

Caddyshack Quotes Big hitterCarl Spackler: Big hitter, The Lama.

Caddyshack Quotes Total ConsciousnessCarl: So we finish 18 and he’s gonna stiff me.  And I say hey, Lama!  Hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.  And he says, “oh, there won’t be any money.  But when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness.  So I got that going for me, which is nice.

Caddyshack Quotes I'm no slouchJudge Smails: He’s been club champion for three years running and I’m no slouch myself.

Cddyshack Quotes Tremendous SlouchTy Webb: Don’t sell yourself short, Judge.  You’re a tremendous slouch.

Caddyshack Quotes JewishAl Czervik: I think this place is restricted, Wang.  So don’t tell ’em you’re Jewish.

Caddyshack Quotes WangAl Czervik: This is my guest, Mr. Wang.  No offense.

CCaddyshack Quotes HatAl Czervik: This is the worst looking hat I ever saw.  What’d ya buy a hat like this I’ll bet you get a free bowl of soup.

Caddyshack Quotes Good on youAl Czervik: It looks good on you though.

Caddyshack Quotes SliceAl Czervik:  Let’s go.  While we’re young.

Judge Smails: Do you mind, sir.  I’m trying to tee off.

Caddyshack Quotes GamblingAl Czervik: I bet you slice into the woods.  A hundred bucks.

Judge Smails: Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice.

Caddyshack Quotes Rocks in BagCaddyshack Quotes DanceTony D’Annunzio: What do you got in here, rocks?

Al Czervik: Are you kidding me?  When I was your age I would lug 50 pound blocks of ice up 5, 6 flights of stairs.

D’Annunzio: So what?

Al Czervik: So what?  So let’s dance.

Caddyshack Quotes Ditch DiggersJudge Smails: The world needs ditch diggers, too.

Caddyshck Quotes HamburgerSpaulding: I want a hamburger.  No, a cheeseburger.  I want a hotdog.  I want a milkshake.  I want potato chips.

Caddyshack Quotes you'll get nothingJudge Smails:  You’ll get nothing, and like it.

Caddyshack Quotes DuckAl Czervik: Somebody step on a duck?

Caddyshack Quotes BashoTy Webb: The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, “A flute with no holes is not flute.  And a donut with no hole, is a Danish.”

caddyshack Quotes NoonanAngie D’Annunzio: Nnnnnoonan.  Nnnnnoonan.  Mmmmmiss.

Caddyshack Quotes AaaahTony D’Annunzio: Miss it, Noonan.   Miss.  Miss.  Miss it, Noonan.  Miss.  Miss.  Miss it.  Miss it.  Aaaaah!

Caddyshack Quotes It's Alright

Carl Spackler: Here it is.  It’s no big deal.Caddyshack Quotes Here it is

Caddyshack Quotes Easy to smileJudge Smails: It’s easy to grin when your ship comes in and you’ve got the stock market beat.  But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile, when his shorts are too tight in the seat.

Caddyshack Quotes Cinderella StoryCarl: What an incredible Cinderella story.  This unknown comes out of nowhere to lead the pack at Augusta.  He’s on his final hole.  He’s about 455 yards away.  He’s going to hit about a two iron, I think.

Caddyshack Quotes All of thatCarl: Boy, he got all of that.  The crowd is standing on it’s feet here at Augusta.  The normally reserved Augusta crowd is going wild…for this young Cinderella who has come out of nowhere.  He’s got about 350 yards left.  He’s going to hit about a five iron, I would expect.  Don’t you think.  He’s got a beautiful back swing.  That’s…oh!  He got all of that one!  He’s got to be pleased with that.

Caddyshack Quotes Cinderella KidCarl: The crowd is just on it’s feet here.  He’s a Cinderella boy.  Tears in his eyes, I guess, as he lines up his final shot.  He’s got about 195 yards left and looks like he’s got about an eight iron.  This crowd has gone deadly silent.

Caddyshack Quotes Its in the holeCarl: Cinderella story.  Out of nowhere.  A former greens keeper now about to become the Masters Champion.  It looks like a mirac…it’s in the hole!  It’s in the hole!

Caddyshack Quotes What do you think?Bishop: So what do you think, fella?

Caddyshack Quotes Heavy StuffCarl: I’d keep playing.  I don’t think the heavy stuff’s going to come down for quite a while.

Caddyshack Quotes How about a FrescaJudge Smails: How about a Fresca?

Caddyshack Quotes I have to laughCarl: I have to laugh.

Caddyshack Quotes Kentucky BluegrassCarl: This is a hybrid.  This is a cross.  Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent and California Sinsemilla.  The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon…take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff.

Caddyshack Quotes Fire UpCarl: It’s a little harsh.  Here, cannonball it.  Cannonball it right back.Caddyshack Quotes Cannonball It

Caddyshack Quotes Frank?Carl: Can I say something to you, Frank?

Caddyshack Quotes Ty FrankTy Webb: Ty…Frank.

Caddyshack Quotes FrankTy Webb: I’ll drop by.  You drop by my place anytime.

Carl: What’s your address over there?  You’re around Briar, right?

Caddyshack Quotes BriarTy Webb: Briar, uh huh, 2.

Carl: You got a pool over there?

Caddyshack Quotes Pool or PondTy Webb: We have a pond in the back.  We have a pool and a pond.  A pond would be good for you.

Caddyshack Quotes Anything would be goodCarl: The pool or the pond.  Anything would be good.

Caddyshack Quotes FutureTy Webb: Danny, see your future.  Be your future.

Caddyshack Quotes Billy BarooJudge Smails: Spaulding, this calls for the old Billy Baroo.

Caddyshack Quotes Billy BarooJudge Smails: Oh Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy.  Oh Billy, Billy, Billy.  This is a biggie.  Don’t let me down Billy.

Caddyshack Quotes We're WaitingJudge Smails: Well.  We’re waiting.

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