Ferris Bueller’s Day Off Quotes

Ferris Bueller…Bueller…Bueller Quotes

Ferris Bueller, a “righteous dude”.  He did what everybody in the world would love to do.  He took the day off…and got away with it.

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Ferris Bueller Relaxing Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast.  If you don’t stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it.

 


Ferris at the windowFerris Bueller: How could I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this?


Ferris explains his plan

Ferris: It’s a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.


Ferris in the shower

Ferris: I’m not European.  I don’t plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they’re socialists.  They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car.


Ferris in towels

 Ferris: It’s not that I condone fascism,  or any “ism” for that matter.  Isms in my opinion are not good.


Economics teacher

 Economics Teacher: Bueller…Bueller…Bueller…Bueller.


Simone

 

Simone: My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with a girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night.  I guess it’s pretty serious.

 


Cameron Frye

Cameron Frye: I’m dying.

Ferris Lounging

Ferris Bueller: You’re not dying.  You just can’t think of anything good to do.

 


Grace

 Grace: The sportos and motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, dickheads, they all adore him.  They think he’s a righteous dude.

 


Ferris looking at carCameron looking at car

Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California.  Less than 100 were made.  My father spent three years restoring this car.  It is his love.  It is his passion.

Ferris: It is his fault he didn’t lock the garage.

 


Ferris picking up Sloane

Cameron: Ferris, my father loves this car more than like itself.

Ferris: A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn’t deserve such a fine automobile.

Cameron: Ferris, he never drives it.  He just rubs it with a diaper

 


Maitre d

Maître D’: You’re Abe Froman?  The Sausage King of Chicago?

 


Maitre d Thank YouFerris Tolerates

Maître d’: I appreciate your understanding.

Ferris Bueller: It’s understanding that makes it possible for people like us to tolerate a person like yourself.

Maître d’: Thank you.


Cameron can't hit

 Cameron: He can’t hit, he can’t hit, he can’t hit, swing batter.

 


Ferris and Cam discuss Gym

 Ferris: Hey Cameron, do you realize if we played by the rules, right now we’d be in gym?

 


City driving with Ferris

Ferris: Cameron, what have you seen today?

Cameron: Nothing good.

Ferris: What do you mean nothing god?  We’ve seen everything good.  We’ve seen the whole city.  We went to a museum.  We saw priceless works of art.  We ate pancreas.

 


 

Sloane at the paradeCameron at the parade

Cameron: I don’t know what I’m gonna do.

Sloane: College.

Cameron: Yeah, but to do what?

Sloane: What are you interested in?

Cameron: Nothing.

Sloane: Me neither.


Charlie in the stationJeanie in the stationBoy in Police Station: Drugs?

Jeanie Bueller: Thank you, no, I’m straight.

Boy: I meant are you in here for drugs?

Jeanie: Why are you here?

Boy: Drugs.


Cameron Car Killer

Cameron: What’d I do?

Ferris: You killed the car.

 


Ferris and Sloane

Sloane: You knew what you were doing when you woke up this morning, didn’t you?

Ferris: Me? Nah.

 


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